Friday, July 12, 2013

Steakless

My husband said he wasn't happy that I had to gross him out instead of other people so I'm going to share this with you so he's not alone.
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DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ SOMETHING REALLY YUCKY.
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Ok so here goes...

I've eaten steak twice this week without issue and got cocky and probably ate too much (4 oz. maybe, and some corn on the cob).

I PB'ed. Bad. The worst one in a loooooong time.

I PB'ed so hard that a chunk of steak came out my nose. I'm not kidding. I blew my nose and there was a piece of steak. I almost barfed again because that was just so gross.

After over an hour of PB, recover, think that it's over, sip a tiny bit of water to get the taste out of my mouth, and then run to the bathroom to PB again, I brought out the big guns and gulped a small cup of sparkling lemon lime flavored bubbly water to get things moving. It had the desired "roto rooter" effect, I burped, and the offensive nasty bits went down.

Thank goodness.

It's going to be awhile before I eat red meat again.

On a good note...I needed a new pair of shorts that actually fit since it's a gazillion degrees out and we're spending the day outside at a mango festival tomorrow. I bought this outfit at Old Navy. Size 14 shorts, and I don't hate the way my legs look in them, and a size MEDIUM shirt. (Oh, and a new haircut that I really love.)


10 comments:

speck said...

You have got to love this lap band community! I am laughing my ass off! OH my gosh, thanks for the laugh. You know every time I see you post, I'm going to be thinking STEAK!

But on a serious note(can there be one) I am sorry this happened and hope things calmed down and all is well.

Thanks again.

Run, Chelle, Run! said...

Oh you poor thing! Red meat is such a bad one for me, I just stay away from steak for the most part. :( Hope you're feeling better today!

FitBy40 said...

My mom choked on a piece of steak once, many years ago, and it came out of her nose too! So scary.
Glad that's over.
Love the shorts!

BandedIceGirl said...

Love your new outfit, you look so good girl.

Sorry to hear about your PB episode, that is one that scares me and I know someday I will experience it too (only ever had one tiny minor one and it scared me shitless).

Chris P said...

You look great! I hope I don't have a PB like that!! Yikes! Didn't know the soda would have a roto Rooter affect, I might have to try that next time I'm stuck.

mdlapband said...

Reading this made me relive an episode I had with rice. Ha! Sick!!! That night I thought I might have to explain to a dr why I had rice packed in my sinuses!

You look fab in your little outfit!!

Amy said...

I've never heard of such a thing! Out your nose? God, I'm so sorry! I thought my projectile puke out the passenger side of a door while on a date was bad...

Beth Ann said...

Ew! :) You look fantastic, girlie!!

Catherine55 said...

You look great!! And that is one heck of a terrible PB!!! :)

Chicago Rose said...

Thanks for sharing?? LOL