Ugh. The little green bitches are back. All I wanted at the grocery store was some chai tea and some baby carrots, but those horrible little girls were outside of Publix begging people to buy their cookies. I sure do love those coconut caramel ones and could easily eat a whole box in one sitting and was tempted. Very tempted. So I punched one and kicked another out of the way and ran for my car before I could buy any. (Ok, not really, but the thought did cross my mind. And I didn't buy any, but I did give one little blond drug pusher a dirty look.)
Eff you, Girl Scouts, and eff your cookies. Why can't you sell apples or something instead?