For anyone thinking about going to the next BOOBS event...do NOT do it. You will be exhausted, hung over, sore, nauseated, up three pounds, and feel like you need a week to recover.
However, you will also be loved, hugged, bought drinks, share amazing food, laugh until your port hurts, learn all kinds of interesting new things about people you thought you knew pretty well (it's amazing what comes out when there is practically an infinite supply of wine), rub lots of port babies, and make some awesome new friends.
Come to think of it, the whole thing was probably worth it. Yeah, I'd say it was worth it. Yep.